The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
[leaves this here and backs away]
“Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or the other people, or even the earth or the animals or the resources put on it. War. Genocide. Abuse. Senseless mass murder. Animal cruelty. Gluttony. Greed. Waste. And lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.”
did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?
or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?
or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?
or that camels have 3 eyelids?
or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent?
or that dolphins sleep with one eye open so a bitch nigga can’t try to sneak up?
did you know my nigga??????